The Breakup Diet
Wanna lose weight? 1. Put yourself through a breakup. 2. Eat only one big meal a day. 3. ...make sure this meal is as crappy as possible. (Examples of (3) include: Bottle of wine, frozen pizza, 4 ounces of Chocolate) Simple! Good grief. I can't believe how much my mental state and my diet are related. Suzanne and I broke up on Wednesday, and my diet has been pure crap since. I'm not sure if my diet is bad because of my mental state, or my mental state is bad because of my diet. Either way, I know I can control my diet. So my diet is back on track as of NOW.