Monday, January 09, 2006

Dog Quotes

I can't think of anything interesting to say, so I'll simply dedicate this post to all the dogs I've loved before (Hi Holden! Hi Gracie! Hi Conan! Hi Lucky!), and share with y'all some of my favorite quotes:

  • I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. - Gilda Radner
  • You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry
  • Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another. - Adam Smith
  • If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either. - Anonymous
  • The more people I meet the more I like my dog - Anonymous
  • In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. - Edward Hoagland
  • When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
  • My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing. - Lonzo Idolswine
  • Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up. - "DEEP THOUGHTS" by Jack Handy
  • A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." - Josh Billings
  • My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am. - Toby & Eileen Green