Friday, June 30, 2006

Osama Bin Laden

[Update on February 1, 2015: Ha! I couldn't have been more wrong if I tried. And I was foolish enough to say this on a public blog. Ooooops.]

I want to state, for the record, that I think Osama Bin Laden died in late 2001 or early 2002. I think all of the video/audio tapes of him since that time have been fakes. I think he is George Bush's Emmanuel Goldstein. I can't believe people have allowed themselves to believe otherwise for almost five years now.