You know you're bored when...

You decide to watch Breakin' (vintage 1984 fun!) just so you don't have to watch election results on TV. As if there are no other options in your life. You know you're REALLY bored when you see a guy in one of the opening scenes who reminds you of Jean Claude Van Damme, and you are compelled to fire up your laptop and do some research. You know you are setting a personal boredom record when you discover you DID see Jean Claude Van Damme, and this discovery fills you with joy.